On The Rag
It was bad enough last time Timberland high heels boots were in but this pointy witch-y version is worse and is having me worried. As in, who really thinks this is cool? There are so many great options for attention getting, there is really no need to get made fun of just for a retweet [...]
No. Just…no. This is a situation where I need to speak out on principle. Whether it’s Ugg or Mou or whatever other single-syllable brand that produces comfy monstrosities like these, I’ve had enough. Shouldn’t these boots have been outlawed years ago? You know I’m all about comfort, as I’m also usually in favor of studs [...]
When it comes to Alexander McQueen, you wouldn’t be able to call yourself a snob if you didn’t expect the otherworldly, eccentric, and mind-boggling. At the same time, their shoes usually tend to be wearable – and palatable. Now, for Fall 2012, things have taken a truly bizarre turn. I’m not sure if I should [...]
Is this a shoe? Or is it Barbie’s new trundle bed? (If it’s the latter I really want to take a nap in it.) Unfortunately, the reality is, this isn’t her Dream Bed but simply a nightmare shoe. I may be delirious with 103° fever, from a crazy strain of Asian flu virus, but even [...]
No, that’s not a typo. Some might call this an eighties revival, but I’m thoroughly repulsed by this drunken cocktail of electric-blue suede, spotted elaphe skin, and gratuitous folds and spikes. It’s a shame – suede and elaphe are usually two elements I love in an outlandish shoe. The initial structure isn’t so bad: a [...]
I know I’m a blogger, but even words cannot describe how ugly I think these shoes are. I should just take a photo of my cringing face and post it. But nobody needs to see that – these shoes are enough punishment on the eyes – so I’ll give it my best shot. Peek-a-toe fringe [...]
