Take a seat, studs! The message for resort shoes is crystal clear – sparkle like it’s 1999. Swarovskis and blinged out beads overtake footwear, and it’s a welcome win. Just remember – exaggerated platforms may not be the best idea unless you dance on a stage for a living. Lanvins, Choos, and Zanotti loafers are safer bets, but for the adventurers out there, shine on in Louboutins and Zanotti pumps! Note: poles not included with purchase.

Giuseppe Zanotti Crystal Exaggerated Platform Pump: Yes, I know I said exaggerated platforms are dangerous, but these are more Cinderella than striptease. At Neiman Marcus for $1,695.

Jimmy Choo Kendall Beaded Platform Pump: Princess-cut crystals reign over this metallic silver platform. Don’t be surprised if people start addressing you as “your majesty.” At Neiman Marcus for $2,995.

Giuseppe Zanotti Flats: We can’t let heels have all the fun, can we? Zanotti has seen the smoking slipper take off, and knows that it’s time to step the style up. Will be on Net-a-Porter for $1,295.

Lanvin Sandals: Modern-day disco dancing shoes! This suede sandal is so blinged out, not even the ankle strap could escape the stones. Will be on Net-a-Porter for $2,800.

Christian Louboutin Pumps: Just wow! Multicolored crystals coating this sky-high pump will have you shining like a rainbow after the storm. Will be on Net-a-Porter for $6,395.