Now I will be singing Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” song for the entire day thanks to these. Better than the New Kids on the Block song that I was belting earlier I suppose. The (Alejandro) Ingelmo For Chris Benz Woven Wedge Pumps are exactly the kind of shoe that would stop me in my tracks on the street. Obviously, they cover my black and white fetish and are a fun combination of sling back, wedge and closed-toe pump. These are wearable to work with some Harem pants and a button down and would also work after hours with a hot little one shoulder number.

These woven leather beauties will boost you a good 6 inches with a 1.5″ platform. Perfect for the super tall guy you’ve been eyeing in the café at lunch. Or to walk by that stupid super skinny girl who always stands next to you in the coffee line and bends over to say hello to you. With these on- level playing field ladies.

Pick them up at ShopBop for $556.50.