Prada‘s woven sandal screams schizophrenia! Remember when you were a kid on Christmas morning and you wanted to play with every game you got all at once? Here is the shoe equivalent. It is a smorgasbord of checkers, hopscotch, jump rope, and so much more, all compounded into a single shoe. Whew. It’s exhausting. I would have loved it in a single color or two even – just not the entire spectrum of the rainbow, even coyly sneaking in yellow and orange on the heel. Remember “Roy G. Biv”? (You know, that old mnemonic device for the rainbow colors? Red, orange, yellow, green…) Well, here he is in full bloom. This is a picnic basket gone wild. Maybe I could tolerate it if it came with wine and a cheese plate! At Neiman Marcus for $895.