Personally I’m not much of a sneaker person. I wear running shoes when I work out, and occasionally will slap on a pair of lace-less Converse’s while I’m slumming around town and up to no good (i.e. eating soft pretzels buying things I shouldn’t and looking at dogs I want to steal). But I will never be one of those people to drop more than $100 on something like this.

The Lanvin Metallic Cracked-Leather Sneakers are not an easy shoe to pull off, and I would look like an asshole trying. I picture myself looking like a Nicki Minaj wanna be sans pink hair and swear words in these.

If not done right, you will look as creepy tacky as Katy Perry the time she got her husband polished into her nails (ew), and with a price tag of $565, that is a big risk to take.

If you think you can work the bronze pick them up at Net-a-Porter for $565.