To read this entry properly, you must hum “Groove is in the Heart”… cuz these shoes have “the chills that it spills up my back keep me filled” and were meant to be worn “to the depth of hula groove”. Sorry, was that lame? Could not resist. Just look at these suckers! They give new meaning to “Towering Heights”, no? Even I would be embarrassed to wear them and not even sure if I could walk in them without assistance! That said, however, I do they are the perfect step ladder for my closet.
What do you think, would you wear these? Snob or Slob?